Products

'Cow ain't chow' notebook

£2.00

'Mates don't go on plates' notebook

£2.00

Anti-social not Anti-sexual

£20.00

Bitch please...have a happy birthday!

£2.50

Chin up love

£2.50

Happy birthday to a half decent human

£2.50

Happy it's all about you day!

£2.50

I hope your birthday is as splendid as you are!

£2.50

I left the house today!

£20.00

I like you potatoes

£2.50

I like your bits and also your pieces

£2.50

I like your squidgy bits

£2.50

I'm feeling a little extra sensitive today

£20.00

If you're a weirdo and you know it clap your feet

£20.00

It would be such a hassle to find someone new

£2.50

Oi Happy Birthday!

£2.50

Set of 4 recycled notebooks

£6.00

Shall I put a deposit down on the coffin yet?

£2.50

Thank you for letting me feel you up on occasion

£2.50